Meltykiss Green Tea Chocolate

Waiting for Christmas Eve festivities to start is a bit like waiting around at the intermission of a middle school play. For the sake of keeping it seasonal, let’s call it your nephew’s musical version of a Nativity pageant. There’s not a whole lot to do, but you’re in a familiar place with the knowledge that when things do start, they’re either going to be pretty awesome or god-awful. We always do a pretty low-key, but festive Christmas eve with tons of food and champers for all. This year, I’m contributing a few strange snacks of my own, not the least of which is a zesty Japanese offering, Meltykiss’s 2011 limited winter release of green tea chocolate.
Meltykiss is green but is by no means environmentally friendly. If it was a Captain Planet eco-villain, it would be surely be the EnviroStrangler or something. There’s more padding on this than there is on Martin Lawrence in any of the Big Momma films. However, it’s all worth it, as each little chocolatey cube is perfectly formed with no scuffs or breakage. If you’ve had the classic Moritz Ice Cube candy, you can imagine what a Meltykiss tastes like. Roughly the size of a die, it has that chunky yet beguiling texture of vegetable oil and chocolate, with a low melting point that causes it to disintegrate as it hits the mouth. The center, for whatever reason, melts a little slower, with a smooth, chewy bite similar to eating a piece of gianduja or a slightly melted chocolate bar.
These have a cool texture on the tongue with a slightly bittersweet initial note from the light dusting of cocoa powder on top. The chocolate base coating is milky and sweet, more of a milk chocolate flavor despite looking fairly dark, but the center is perfection. With the fluffy texture of chilled buttercream frosting, the chartreuse center is a beautifully contrasting treat to behold.
The center contrasts the sweet chocolate with a bitter, strongly steeped green tea flavor, floral and perfumed, with a delicate sweet matcha flavor that permeates the outer and inner layers. It’s very strong, which makes it the perfect gift for tea aficionados as it’s not too sweet or diluted to impress. Perfect stocking stuffers and present toppers. Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

3 thoughts on “Meltykiss Green Tea Chocolate”

  1. We bought these not reading the box, thinking they were mint. I bit into one and instantly spit it out. They’re nasty, never again.

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