What’s for breakfast? PERMASWOOOOLLLLEEEE.
What’s for lunch? PEEEEEEEEEEEERMASWOOOLLLLEEE.
What’s for dinner? Please, please don’t hit me. It’s Permaswole, okay? It’s a supplement from Chaos & Pain that tastes like Pixy Stix and makes you feel like the Hulk. Guaranteed to annoy girlfriends and distress mothers everywhere when you proclaim that you are the masc with the vasc. C&P sent over Green Apple Hulk, so before we get to the meat of the review, let’s go over the ingredients. To give you perspective, I do a light PHAT/HIIT style workout with a trainer with an intensive, hour-long focus on core and strength exercises. Surprisingly, there aren’t many reviews of this and what reviews are out there basically equate this to crack cocaine for your muscles. It’s awesome, but crack cocaine is going too far. That’s a better descriptor for Ferox, which we’ll get to in a week or so. Quite simply, though, Permaswole is diligent as both a battle cry and an amino acid boost for the family guns. Permaswole’s main ingredients are: norvaline, an amino acid that helps boost cell tissue and muscle growth, citrulline, which can help with lowering blood pressure and erectile dysfunction, perfect for growing girls like myself, alpha-lipoic acid, which does something scientific with mitochondria, resveratrol, which Wikipedia tells me does almost nothing in humans, agmatine, which also lowers heart and blood pressure, among other benefits, and creatinol, a form of creatine that keeps my mother up at night worrying about her daughter’s gender. Basically, Permaswole is a sexy beta blocker with a great flavor and a decent, non-stimulant boost for workouts. I stack it with Ferox for more energy before the gym and find that it keeps me alert and helps me with endurance in between sets. (Disclaimer: I’m stealth bragging by talking about the gym, stoke my ego appropriately.)
But Foodette, we don’t want to hear about your amazing pectoral muscles or how gorgeously your arms glisten with definition in the sunlight, tell us how the green juice tastes. For a supplement packed with ingredients, it mixes excellently- there’s no powder at the bottom aside from a few bitter, green specks which appear to be flavor-based. However, the drink doesn’t lose its taste and has an intense, non-bitter green apple candy flavor. It’s quite an indulgent flavor profile that is easily satisfied after a 12oz. pour with one scoop- my bliss point was reached and I didn’t feel like I had to keep drinking it to reap the benefits or the taste. Skin-bursting? Pump-inducing? Not yet, but those effects are likely more for bodybuilders with more definition. But as a burgeoning workout supplement, I’m definitely getting the visual and endurance effects of the increased oxygen and amino acids after a few days of using it in the arms and pecs. What I was most impressed with was its aid in endurance, despite not being a stimulant. It helped strengthen my arms to get me to a higher weight on a dumbbell chest press and lower my weight on assisted pull-ups. With time, and active usage, I imagine this will continue to spot my workouts and boost my definition after each session at the gym.