New numbers, as bittersweet as the M&M’s that preceded them. I’m no longer a freshman in college, I no longer use a flip phone as a camera, and you’re no longer ambling through the wilderness. You’re here. I am, too. Albeit, I am using Microsoft Paint, but the Futura and snazzy gradients negate that, right?
I’ll just say what you’re all thinking: I’m practically the Wes Anderson of food.