Never fear, the review will be up tonight. Just thought I’d indulge you a little bit with some funnier lines.
-“nibbler 2” eat each other
Oh my god, this is not a website for cock-fighting or vorephilia.
-does ramen noodles have adhesive on them?
That’s an awful question. I’m trying to figure out what this means. Adhesive? They’re more useful as an adhesive than a food product. Uh, maybe?
-how to dissect coconat brittle
Your science teacher is definitely on acid.
-how to make pure spring water
Go to sink. Turn on tap. Stick head in oven.
-iceland medium cheddar
Eeeeeeeew. Cheese water? Really?
For all of my readers, this isn’t Twitter. It’s Foodette Fucking Reviews.
-taco bell slimy chicken
Eeeeeeeew, why do you guys type this stuff?
-wang aloe dream juice
The perfect counterpart to the semen cookbook.
-what is the motto for entenmann’s
DO NOT WANT.